It has absolutely wild claims. 100% fat free, all natural, it’s THE newest thing. I looked at the ingredients and I could not fucking believe it.

Potatoes and salt.

THAT’S IT.

Amazing product.

Until I ate it. Stuff tastes like shit.

ebzlo: I DONT DENY IT CAN GET BORING
ebzlo: BUT YOU EITHER GO THROUGH LIFE
ebzlo: GETTING IN HOT TUBS EVERYDAY WITH BEAUTIFUL WOMEN UNTIL IT GETS BOIRNG
ebzlo: OR YOU DONT
ebzlo: YOU PICK
ebzlo: K?

Had you asked me 2 weeks ago what I preferred, I would have likely told you to get an iPhone. By the time you would want to upgrade, a newer generation of the G1 would have come out (thus making the decision a different one).

However, in the last week, that had all changed. Why? Because, ladies and gentlemen, I can officially SSH into my server from my phone now.

And it runs VI.

I never thought this day would come.

Edit: As Requested:

aija: “last 4 sentences? layman’s terms plz.”

However, in the last week, that had all changed. Why? Because, ladies and gentlemen, I can hack into the mainframe from my phone now.

And it runs nerd programs lolol.

I creamed myself.

Anyone who knew me in high school pretty much knew me as that kid who napped through every period before lunch. Certified fat ass.

EXCEPT! I think I would have done waaaaaayyy better in school had I been able to start school at 10 or something.

Why? Because it improves my performance at work. When an employer requires me to be in at 8 or 9, I spend most of the day drowsy. When I am allowed to pick when I get up, I can easily operate fully for 6-8 hours.

It’s important I’m not constantly thinking “O IS SNEEP TIEM?” since I can’t usually “grind” through the day (I can sometimes, but not often).

HMMM… I think this post had a better point, but I forgot what it was. I went into work at noon yesterday. It was fucking awesome.

Left at like 8 though….. admittedly less awesome.

Yeah, let kids start school at 10. OK BYE

Morally speaking, is there a significant difference between paying to get liposuction versus paying to go to the gym and working it off?

Lingerie as a Halloween costume is just lazy. I mean awesome.