It has absolutely wild claims. 100% fat free, all natural, it’s THE newest thing. I looked at the ingredients and I could not fucking believe it.

Potatoes and salt.

THAT’S IT.

Amazing product.

Until I ate it. Stuff tastes like shit.

ebzlo: I DONT DENY IT CAN GET BORING
ebzlo: BUT YOU EITHER GO THROUGH LIFE
ebzlo: GETTING IN HOT TUBS EVERYDAY WITH BEAUTIFUL WOMEN UNTIL IT GETS BOIRNG
ebzlo: OR YOU DONT
ebzlo: YOU PICK
ebzlo: K?

Had you asked me 2 weeks ago what I preferred, I would have likely told you to get an iPhone. By the time you would want to upgrade, a newer generation of the G1 would have come out (thus making the decision a different one).

However, in the last week, that had all changed. Why? Because, ladies and gentlemen, I can officially SSH into my server from my phone now.

And it runs VI.

I never thought this day would come.

Edit: As Requested:

aija: “last 4 sentences? layman’s terms plz.”

However, in the last week, that had all changed. Why? Because, ladies and gentlemen, I can hack into the mainframe from my phone now.

And it runs nerd programs lolol.

I creamed myself.