Jul
10
2008

We just saw Katie Holmes across the street at work

in entertainment

I don’t think I could give less of a shit.

Jun
22
2008

I just saw The Hulk

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Throughout the entire movie, they have this little counter that reads like this:

Days Without Incident: 158

If they ever made a movie about me metamorphosing into a raging, wild monster, it would probably look like this: