Jun
10
2008

Hollywood’s Obsession With Cute Puppies

in fashion

People who hate this fashion trend probably all hate it for the same reason. They claim the animals are being mistreated. But hold on, think about the type of people who carry animals around like an accessory.

Hot, rich chicks.

This means the puppies are well fed and groomed daily (the girls, on the other hand, are poorly fed and groomed daily). That means the only alleged real pain these animals suffer is being strapped all day to these hot, rich chicks.

Damn.

I suddenly wish I was a cute little puppy.