It has absolutely wild claims. 100% fat free, all natural, it’s THE newest thing. I looked at the ingredients and I could not fucking believe it.
Potatoes and salt.
THAT’S IT.
Amazing product.
Until I ate it. Stuff tastes like shit.
potatos
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Anyone who knew me in high school pretty much knew me as that kid who napped through every period before lunch. Certified fat ass.
EXCEPT! I think I would have done waaaaaayyy better in school had I been able to start school at 10 or something.
Why? Because it improves my performance at work. When an employer requires me to be in at 8 or 9, I spend most of the day drowsy. When I am allowed to pick when I get up, I can easily operate fully for 6-8 hours.
It’s important I’m not constantly thinking “O IS SNEEP TIEM?” since I can’t usually “grind” through the day (I can sometimes, but not often).
HMMM… I think this post had a better point, but I forgot what it was. I went into work at noon yesterday. It was fucking awesome.
Left at like 8 though….. admittedly less awesome.
Yeah, let kids start school at 10. OK BYE
skewl, sneep, werk 2 comments
Morally speaking, is there a significant difference between paying to get liposuction versus paying to go to the gym and working it off?
sometimes i want to be a hamster 6 comments
Switching out my boxers for a fresh warm pair after I do the laundry. ^_^
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If anyone is wondering, I was sleeping in my office when it all happened, so I’m safe.
And how is it that so many people can hit a parked car? This is like the fifth time it has happened.
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I had that dream again last night. You know, that same one I’ve been having. I wake up, look in the mirror, and I have it.
A receding hairline.
Granted, this sort of thing doesn’t happen overnight. It’s something that just slowly inches up and before you know it, you’ve turned into one of those guys that thinks the comb-over is fooling people.
I already have a gameplan for when I discover my hair is leaving me. I’m not going to be afraid. I’m going to be strong. I’m going to embrace the state of my head as nature decides its course.
You never hear women saying that they like men with receding hair lines or terrible comb-overs. But once in a while, there will be a woman who finds bald men sexy.
As I must remain sexy, I will probably shave my head.
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