rulebook of life

I just ate a bag of these

evan — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 03:02:26 +0000

It has absolutely wild claims. 100% fat free, all natural, it’s THE newest thing. I looked at the ingredients and I could not fucking believe it.

Potatoes and salt.

THAT’S IT.

Amazing product.

Until I ate it. Stuff tastes like shit.

Tips for Mason and the rest of the world

evan — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 03:37:13 +0000

ebzlo: I DONT DENY IT CAN GET BORING
ebzlo: BUT YOU EITHER GO THROUGH LIFE
ebzlo: GETTING IN HOT TUBS EVERYDAY WITH BEAUTIFUL WOMEN UNTIL IT GETS BOIRNG
ebzlo: OR YOU DONT
ebzlo: YOU PICK
ebzlo: K?

iPhone vs G1

evan — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 10:34:58 +0000

Had you asked me 2 weeks ago what I preferred, I would have likely told you to get an iPhone. By the time you would want to upgrade, a newer generation of the G1 would have come out (thus making the decision a different one).

However, in the last week, that had all changed. Why? Because, ladies and gentlemen, I can officially SSH into my server from my phone now.

And it runs VI.

I never thought this day would come.

Edit: As Requested:

aija: “last 4 sentences? layman’s terms plz.”

However, in the last week, that had all changed. Why? Because, ladies and gentlemen, I can hack into the mainframe from my phone now.

And it runs nerd programs lolol.

I creamed myself.

Holy Christ it’s been a while since I wrote anything

evan — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 20:06:30 +0000

Anyone who knew me in high school pretty much knew me as that kid who napped through every period before lunch. Certified fat ass.

EXCEPT! I think I would have done waaaaaayyy better in school had I been able to start school at 10 or something.

Why? Because it improves my performance at work. When an employer requires me to be in at 8 or 9, I spend most of the day drowsy. When I am allowed to pick when I get up, I can easily operate fully for 6-8 hours.

It’s important I’m not constantly thinking “O IS SNEEP TIEM?” since I can’t usually “grind” through the day (I can sometimes, but not often).

HMMM… I think this post had a better point, but I forgot what it was. I went into work at noon yesterday. It was fucking awesome.

Left at like 8 though….. admittedly less awesome.

Yeah, let kids start school at 10. OK BYE

There’s nothing wrong with wanting to be skinny

evan — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 03:03:03 +0000

Morally speaking, is there a significant difference between paying to get liposuction versus paying to go to the gym and working it off?

Halloween Costumes

evan — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 01:15:35 +0000

Lingerie as a Halloween costume is just lazy. I mean awesome.

Olympic Feat

evan — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 17:54:57 +0000

I had a dream I swam all the way to Mexico. Along the way I saw amazing sea creatures and had a fantastic time. I woke up and realized Mexico was on the border to the US. Reality sucks.

Edit: What a fucking retarded post

Sharing a common enemy

evan — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 22:44:48 +0000

Segregation stems from many things, namely racism and sexism. Cities can be given to people of certain culture, nationality, or sexual preference. I refrain from calling people racist or sexist if “different” people make them uncomfortable. You cross this line when you fail to make an attempt to accept them and outright shun them.

In order to unite as people, we need something to collectively disagree with. This is why wars will always exist. This is why our political parties have divided into two. As long as questions with two answers can be asked, people will argue their point louder than the opposing party.

“Do you accept gay marriage?”

“Are you for the war?”

“Do the poor need tax breaks?”

All questions have answers that can be backed fairly reasonably. But as these questions can only be responded in one of two ways, people who agree with each other will segregate themselves from people who don’t. That’s why we have conservative and liberal towns and states.

People need to have an answer to a question. We like to be right. We want to know our answers are right. We start surrounding ourselves with people similar in opinion so that while no correct answer actually exists, we can make it feel like one does. And that it’s ours.

Intimidation

evan — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 11:37:12 +0000

If you fear others knowing someone is better than you. Defending yourself with insults will only convince others of your inferiority. Accept humility, there is no shame in being a student to someone you’ve never denounced.

Rule: Time Management

evan — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 07:02:13 +0000

If you spend too much time working out plan B, you’re going to need it.